We’ve been at war with terrorism for about five months now, which may come as a shock to you if you’re an eccentric hot air ballooner just coming down from your ridiculous two year trip around the world. In which case, let me tell you, we’ve been doing a lot of freaking out. We’ve almost stabilized, so I’ve categorized the specific types of freaking out we did and possible ways to avoid them in the future just in case terrorism wins the war and we end up living in a world where it’s required by law to be terrifying.