I’m not going to see this movie, but the reviews are pretty entertaining:
“Such an utter wreck of a movie you expect to see it lying on its side somewhere in rural Pennsylvania, with a small gang of engineers circling and a wisp of smoke rising from the caboose.”
— Stephen Whitty, NEWARK STAR-LEDGER“Once you get past the staggering question of who gave this thing the green light, Gigli actually turns into a uniquely bad movie that yields real (albeit unintentional) laughter.”
— Chris Vognar, DALLAS MORNING NEWS“It is an exquisitely bad movie: One to be savoured, marvelled over, shared with friends and generally appreciated in a state of awestruck wonder. Gourmet fromage.”
— Geoff Pevere, TORONTO STAR“A rigli, rigli bad movie.”
— Bruce Newman, SAN JOSE MERCURY NEWS“There’s virtually no story, no conflict, no tension and no suspense, just the endless droning of the worst dialogue written in recent memory.”
— Bill Muller, ARIZONA REPUBLIC