John Dvorak is a total assclown

I guess he needed more readers, so he fell back on his favorite trick: posting an outrageous lie about Apple. I won’t even dignify it with a link, but so far MacNN, MacSlash, and SlashDot have picked it up. Once a rumor like that picks up steam, it can do real damage to Apple as some people wavering towards switching to Macs may have second thoughts.