$50/Month/Employee

From NSLog(); When I first moved to Florida I worked for a company I’ll call “HS.” One of the perks of the job was that I could cross a hallway, grab a Coke from a fridge…

Here’s an actual memo from a different company, also in Florida, that I used to work for:

January 5, 1998

Memo To: All Employees

From: [president of the company]

Subject: Policies on Coffee Breaks and Food/Drinks

For over 15 years [company name omitted] has had a formal policy on 1)
coffee breaks and 2) locations where food and drinks may not be consumed. These policies are as follows:

— There are two scheduled coffee breaks each day. The morning break
is from 10:15 to 10:30 A.M. and the afternoon break is from 3:15
to 3:30 P.M.

— The company provides free coffee or tea to employees during the
scheduled coffee breaks and at lunchtime.

— Food or drinks (with the exception of water which must be in a
closed container) are not allowed in company offices or warehouses
at any time. Food or drinks may only be consumed in lunchrooms or
patio/outside areas.

These policies were established for good reasons. They were for cleanliness,
electronic equipment concerns, work scheduling and efficiency. The company
decided to pay for coffee and tea to offset any inconvenience employees
might feel.

Many employees are not following these policies. As a result, food and
drinks are being consumed at any hour of the working day, employees are
using extra company-paid time to obtain unauthorized coffee, and
coffee is being consumed in places where food and drinks should not be consumed.
In spite of the fact that our employee numbers have not increased in
the past year, company expenses on coffee and related supplies have almost
doubled in the past year.

Effective immediately, I expect all employees to adhere to [company name
omitted] formal policies as stated above. Supervisors and managers will be expected to enforce and monitor these policies in their respective departments.

I'm Back

My move was full of minor mishaps, delays, and extra costs.

I sold my old condo & bought a new one, so I closed on both places and also moved the same day. The movers finished early while I was delayed at the closings, so I ended up having to pay extra for 2 hours of downtime.

The previous owner of my new home left some furniture which I’m still trying to make arrangements to remove. My movers also broke a desk and left a lot of my small items at my old home so I had to return to pick it up (luckily my new place is only about 2 miles away).

To top everything off, I dropped a heavy box on my hand and crushed one finger pretty badly.

Despite all of the mishaps, my new home is awesome. It’s like two separate apartments and I now have an actual office where I can work.

When I reassembled my computers I found that my old Graphite Airport Base Station died, so I’m now using my G4 Minitower as a software base station until I can get a new one. The reception seems to be just as good as a regular base station – I get 3-4 bars of signal strength on my 12″ PNG4 at the opposite side of the apartment from my office.

The first thing I did when I got my DSL service connected today was download iTunes 4 and try the iTunes Music Store, which I found very addictive & much too easy to spend too much. I already bought 12 tunes.

Rise of the Spam Zombies

‘Untraceable’ [The Register]

Pressed by increasingly effective anti-spam efforts, senders of unsolicited commercial e-mail are resorting to outright criminality in their efforts to conceal the source of their ill-sent missives, using Trojan horses to turn the computers of innocent netizens into secret spam zombies.

“This is the newest delivery mechanism,” says Margie Arbon, director of operations of anti-spam group MAPS. “I’ve been looking for it for a year, and in the last couple of months people have actually found Trojans that are doing it… They’re carrying their own SMTP engines. Failing that, they install open proxy software.”

One of those programs popped up last week. Named “Proxy-Guzu,” when executed by an unwitting user the Trojan listens on a randomly-chosen port and uses its own built-in mail client to dash off a message to a Hotmail account, putting the port number and victim’s IP address in the subject line. The spammer takes it from there, routing as much e-mail as he or she likes through the captured computer, knowing that any efforts to trace the source of the spam will end at the victim’s Internet address.

Bush administration lies

From Life and Deatherage:

A few weeks ago, I said I was disturbed by the Bush administration’s blatant lying leading up to the war in Iraq. While this is not exactly what I had in mind at the time (I was thinking more of the continually shifting justification, claiming evidence that was easily disproven and then shrugging it off and making more up), Kos has some of the best coverage of a story the major media only now is picking up: the administration simply did not care if there were weapons of mass destruction or not.

As with tax cuts, the administration decided on the end result first. Whatever they had to do or say to make it happen, that’s fine, because the ends justify the means. With tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans, first it was that we had to give back the surplus, but when Bush’s budget eliminated the entire surplus in one year and started deficits, now we have to have more of the same to stimulate the economy. Given the largest budget deficits in US history and an as-yet-untotaled cost for war, all Bush can say is “more tax cuts.” No matter what the justification, the end is always the same.

Similarly, with Iraq, it was terrorism, or al Qaeda ties, or repression of his own people – whatever it took to get support for a war that had already been decided upon. Absolutely no one believed Bush’s repeated insistence that he “hadn’t decided” whether or not to attack Iraq, and for good reason: it’s obvious this decision was made almost a year ago. Reports from February were that several world leaders (including, I believe, France) said to the White House, “Show us one piece of evidence we can verify that what you’re saying is true, and we’re with you.” Bush couldn’t do it then and can’t do it now, despite having run of the Iraq for three weeks. Now they’re finally starting to admit that maybe there weren’t any WMDs after all. Or maybe they were moved or destroyed without any evidence or any satellite photos of it. Or perhaps Saddam’s dog ate them. We may never know.

This rank hypocrisy is the new GOP SOP because the party apparently can’t have honest discussions anymore. The GOP backs tax cuts because the party is composed of two distinct wings: really wealthy people who don’t want to pay big tax bills, and social conservatives who don’t want the government to have money to run things like public schools that don’t teach Christianity or health clinics that led drug addicts and unwed mothers get health care. But no one will vote for a tax cut because the rich aren’t rich enough or the social structure should unravel, so there’s this constant inventing of new reasons: it’s the good economy, it’s the bad economy, it’s unfair to small business (like the estate tax, a laugher if ever there was one), on and on they go. You know these reasons are false because when the circumstances change – like the surplus vanishing – the answer remains the same.

So it was and is with Iraq. The intent all along, as any number of reports are now showing, was to try to establish American-style democracy in the Middle East, to get a more US-friendly government over there, and to show the rest of the world we can kick their asses if we want. Neocons like Donald Rumsfeld and Richard Perle signed their name recommending that policy to President Clinton back in 1998, but admitted they couldn’t get the public behind it without some dramatic event like a new Pearl Harbor. Bob Woodward reported last year that on the afternoon of September 11, 2001, Rumsfeld was trying to figure out how to blame it on Saddam Hussein.

There are people who think that fighting a war for those reasons is justified, even at the cost of billions of dollars, hundreds of US soldiers killed or wounded, and thousands of Iraqis killed or wounded. That would have been a good debate, but the neocons know they would have lost it. Americans don’t start wars to make a point, and the public would not have supported this one. So they made up terrorism links, they made up weapons of mass destruction, they repeatedly talked about Saddam gassing his own people (under previous US administration tacit acceptance) because these issues resonate.

They’re just false.

Now that Bush and company have been exposed lying to get more than one goal, it really puts the Clinton impeachment in perspective. They told us over and over again that it wasn’t about sex, it was about lying. He lied to everyone and probably lied under oath. Bush, on the other hand, has lied to Congress time and time again, and I’m not sure what the last honest thing he told the American people was. Why aren’t these same people calling for his impeachment, or at the very least publicly repudiating him? Instead, they attack dissenters as “unpatriotic” and “treasonous,” a ten-year-old play right out of Newt Gingrich’s divisve playbook.

Damn, I miss Barry Goldwater.

Fun with DSL

After talking to BellSouth it sounds like it may take a while for me to get DSL service at my new place. My DSL order is on hold and can’t be processed until 72 hours after dial tone is turned on at my new number.

Ready to go

I’m all set to move now. I got the letter of acceptance & sticker for my car from the condo association last night. I’ll pack my computers (except for my powerbook) Saturday, and after this weekend I’ll be offline until I get DSL service working at my new place.

I move Monday. I also close on both places in the morning. The movers will be here early and my friend will stay with them while I go to the realtor’s office for both closings before we go to the new place.

Bush vs. Science

Bush vs. Science. George Bush’s religion-based, restrictive policies on stem cell research continues to stunt medical research that could help millions of Americans. He is hindering research that could help treat and possibly cure Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, spinal cord injuries, and heart disease. We are told that America is supposed to unite behind our troops. Shouldn’t we be united behind our scientists, who are fighting battles against crippling, cruel diseases that bring suffering and death to millions of Americans? [metafilter.com]

room 101

A crackdown in Texas. America – land of the free. And to guarantee that freedom, everyone has to be constantly watchful. Like the photo store clerk from Eckerd who dutifully reported a Peruvian-born couple’s lewd shots of their infants to the Richardson (Dallas/Texas suburbs) police. The photos showed the parents’ two infants bathing naked, lying together in bed with their mother (again naked) and the 1-year-old Rodrigo suckling his mother’s (naked) breast. So the couple was arrested — the maximum prison sentence for the crime in question being 20 years — and the children taken away. (verbatim k5) [metafilter.com]